We are the people behind the name - the hands and minds that bring you the high-quality products and superb customer service that i-nique is famous for.

But who are we...

South African by birth, he has lost none of that original fire. A smouldering flame of ingenuity, Ken is the mind behind I-nique, having raised the company over the years from a tender hatchling to a raging unstoppable leviathan of friendly customer service and quality home-grown UK products.
  
Age: Wouldn't you like to know, nosey.
Weight: 13 stone, 5 pebbles
Skills: Case development, administration, business
Likes: Meat covered in Nando's Sauce
Dislikes: Icecream covered in Nando's Sauce
Alias: The boss
Misc: The CEO of I-nique and host of I-nique Case Review, viewable on YouTube.com
Hitpoints: 80
Quote: "Build a bridge and get over it."








From the North Americas, a figure in black. Composer of the visual styles of the Tuff-Luv logos, packages, websites, and adverts, his works span both physical and digital planes. Despite the many vaccinations administered, he remains an incurable punster. To this day, it is said that if one listens closely in the silence, one can almost hear him chuckling at his desk.
   
Age: 28 (again)
Weight: 13 stone, and a pocket full of rocks
Skills: Graphic design, photography, animation, videography, programming, and bad jokes.
Likes: Computers, coffee, cameras, and the ladies (if you're an attractive barista at a scenic internet cafe, and are looking for a geek, please contact)
Dislikes: Nextel walkie-talkies... any consumer electronics with poor quality external speakers.
Alias: The White Cat
Misc: Recently voted most likely to implode by the Department of Unexplained Phenomena Expecters.
Hitpoints: -5 ("How can you kill that which has no life?" - South Park)
Quote: "BLACK is the new black."





Grant the South African financial missile, processes, organizes and turns the disorderly daily tide of financial paperwork into an neat and tidy monstrous Goliath of book-keeping wizardry that is necessary to run I-nique. Sorry ladies, he's already taken!
 
Age: What's all this about age, then?
Weight: 12 stone, and some sand in his boots
Skills: Accounting, bookkeeping, jokes about pants
Likes:
His wife, and probably other things.
Dislikes: Things that are universally considered horrible.
Alias: The G. Money, Supercalifragilisticexpialaccountant.
Misc: Works tirelessly to answer customer questions about the i-nique line of products.
Hitpoints: 45 (+5 to climb throws)
Quote: "It's absolutely ridiculous!"





From the wind-swept slopes of the Philippines, his booming laughter can be heard resounding through misty halls of the downstairs stock room. Curator of the treasured I-nique line of products, Carlos ensures that shipments are received and shipped out with all speed and under the manliest possible circumstances.
 
Age: Tell me yours first...
Weight: half a small boulder
Skills: Inventory management, engraving, and booming laughter.
Likes: A good joke, crushing things with bare (bear?) hands.
Dislikes: Noodley arms
Alias: The Stone Arm
Misc: Organizes, loads and ships the broad range of I-nique products to destinations throughout the world.
Hitpoints: 150 (+5 climb check) (+5 to dodge falling boxes)
Quote: "Oops.. stock is zero"





A shadowy figure steps forth from the London Fog. Database specialist and stunt-man James Murray takes the term "wow" to new levels of vagary. His integral role in the company has earned him nicknames that are widely renowned and often heard shouted across the office.
 
Age:24
Weight: 11 stone and a rock in left shoe
Skills: Biting sarcasm, scripting, large/dangerous carnivore training.
Likes: Himself, Friday night cinema.
Dislikes: C.M.Rogers, things that aren't himself
Alias: The lead toffee, The Monsterously Unfortunate.
Misc: Recently named "Sexiest Man Alive" by an old woman pushing a shopping cart down the middle of the road.
Hitpoints: Punchscores?
Quote:"I don't want a quote. Don't put one for me."





From native Ascot, wielding the mighty hammer of his vast, penetrating intellect, Tom is the diverse fellow who works in the stock room, and helps with customer service inquiries. A true renassance man, and secret agent (don't tell anyone, though. It's supposed to be a secret!).
 
Age:22
Weight:10 stone and a brick
Skills:Packing, shipping, getting down with his bad self, yo.
Likes:Peanut M&Ms
Dislikes:Catagorization
Alias:Tom Tom
Misc:World record for juggling the most M&Ms while riding a unicycle, strapped to a bear.
Hitpoints:30 (+5 to candy-coated checks)
Quote:"Whatever you do, don't missquote me."





Born in the desolate mountains of Kingston, Patrick is responsible for the fantastic customer service Tuff-Luv is famous for. His manly voice can be heard echoing from the sheer cliffs of his hometown, and over the phone whenever a customer is in need of help.
 
Age:25
Weight:14 stone and a couple golfballs.
Skills:Multi-language friendly customer support, with a wicked swing on the Back Nine.
Likes:Golf, Football, PS3, Sunday Roast
Dislikes:Sunday Tuna, Rangers Football Club, Maths in Facebook status (Status+Maths=Stupid)
Alias:Paddy
Misc:Honourable mention in the 2002 Saskatchewan Olympics for cleverest hat/shoe combination.
Hitpoints:"a million"
Quote:"Spafe!"